Come On, Progeny: Archive

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Relatively Alone on New Years

But at least I’m saving money and gas and not getting incredibly drunk at a friends “party”. However, I am drinking, but nothing’s really kicked in yet. Just gotten sleepy and a little more…restless. Ask me things, I’m bored.

Jan 1st

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A letter to the signs:

Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

stpitbull asked: You are the runaway prince from a ferociously protected island nation, rebelling from your tyrant king father who was trying to force you into a political marriage. You wander the streets in your cloak, dipping into taverns to listen to the rabble, waiting until the day you find the one peasant with the right kind of fire in their eyes who can kickstart the rebellion and also ride you like a...

Jan 1st

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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...

barney-barrett: Why not? :) And don’t be anonymous about it, otherwise who can I shower with affection/pie?

Jan 1st

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Your headcanons about me in my ask box

stpitbull: inboxwrites: Okay yeah this looks pretty fun. DO IT (or not)

Jan 1st

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"Hard Times and Airplanes"- Actual 3rd Album

SURPRISE (to no one who follows me) I’m currently halfway done with my actual third album, “Hard Times and Airplanes”. My computer had to be rebooted because of problems, and now Garageband isn’t working with any of my instruments. So work on “Whistleblower” will have to be put aside. In the meantime, using my iPod headphones, I’ve been recording a few...

Dec 31st

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Penny Loafers: I’m sick of people from my school... →

whitecollar-gangst3r: I’m sick of people from my school tweeting things like “staying up late #insomnia” or “drank so much red bull #insomnia” or “just got home at two am #insomnia” or any other stupid thing like that. I particularly dislike it when the next day they tweet something like “so tired. going to bed at… I agree. I actually suffer from insomnia and it bugs me when people who...

Dec 31st

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Oh look, China is vanishing →

well now look at that

Dec 31st

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I am never going to get into "Homestuck"

I have neither the patience or the stamina to get into it. That is all. Goodnight. *falls into the pit of ultimate slumber*

Dec 31st

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stpitbull asked: Trapped in an elevator for a full day with Fred Phelps on unlimited coke or ten hungry ferrets? DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.

Dec 31st

stpitbull asked: Put your hand in a jar of scorpions or put your hand in Michelle Bachmann. DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.

Dec 31st

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DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION

Ask me some fucking Death is Not an Option questions. I’m full of candy and I’m sleep deprived so this should be fun.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Just saw the first commercial for "Chronicle"

Holy CRAP, this movie is going to be so good.

Dec 31st

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LASER LEGS

http://laserlegs.tumblr.com/ IT EXISTS. A SEXY BLOG. Ask for the password. oh god what am i doing

Dec 30th

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oh god I'm sorry this is so long but I had to...

alriggs: Bob Dylan songs with "balls" in the title. 
alriggs: Or "dick" or "penis"
Lewis: Yes. All of them.
alriggs: "Make You Feel My Balls"
Lewis: "Absolutely Sweet Penis"
alriggs: "Ballad of a Thin Dick"
Lewis: "Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I Go Balls)
alriggs: "Tombstone Balls"
Lewis: "Rainy Day Penis #12 & 35"
alriggs: "Simple Twist of Dick"
Lewis: "Just Like Tom Thumb's Balls"
alriggs: "Subterranean Homesick Balls"
Lewis: "It's All Over Now, Baby Balls"
alriggs: "Tweedle-Dick and Tweedle-Balls"
Lewis: "One of Us Must Balls"
alriggs: "Beyond Here Lies Penis"
Lewis: "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Balls Again"
Lewis: there's a lot of Blonde On Blonde on my side
Lewis: Balls on Balls
Lewis: yes good
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Lewis: "Nashville Skyline Cock"
Lewis: okay that's all
alriggs: ahahahahaha
alriggs: no wait one more
alriggs: "Slow Dick Coming"
alriggs: DONE
Lewis: oh god you win
Lewis: you win forever

Dec 30th

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Thinking About...

Thinking about taking a route that a few of my friends have taken and starting a private blog about sexy things. My exploits, my experiences, fantasies, and any advice I can give. What do you guys think?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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This Guy

This guy right here. He’s depressed and you all should put happy and/or sexy things in his ask box. And by ask box I mean his actual ask box not his well i guess that too

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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HI NEW FOLLOWERS

stpitbull: anneapocalypse: I POST A LOT OF NAKED PEOPLE JUST SO YOU ARE AWARE SAME HERE, NEW FOLLOWERS. YOU MAY WANT TO TUMBLRSAVIOR “NSFW” AND “BUTTS ON YR DASH”. LESS NAKED PEOPLE. MORE RAMBLINGS ABOUT MUSIC YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Selling furniture for college kids and divorced...

IKEA! So I went to IKEA today and got some shelves for my ever-enlarging music collection. Also a weird painting thing, a pillow, and a toilet brush. I have never been able to understand all the animosity towards IKEA, so maybe you friendly folk on the internets can fill me in on how anyone could hate this magical land of Allen wrenches and cheap meatballs.

Dec 29th

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why am i not asleep yet part 2

Going to IKEA tomorrow. Need to wake up at 7 AM. Why am I still awake because you want to talk to interesting fellows all night yes that must be the reason goodnight tumblr *collapse*

Dec 29th

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junkverse asked: ♨, please.

Dec 29th

stpitbull asked: ♨?

Dec 29th

send me a ♨ and i will put my itunes on shuffle... →

stpitbull: No matter how embarrassing. hm well ok

Dec 29th

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oh god why do people talk to me

 I just looked at this conversation from a few days ago when I was listening to "Skyscraper"
Lewis: shhhh
Lewis: be a skyscraper with me
alriggs: i
alriggs: i don't know how
Lewis: it's like being a firework
Lewis: only quieter
Lewis: and being born this way
Lewis: except it's because of cutting and bulimia
Lewis: and being fuckin' perfect
Lewis: except there's no shitty radio edit
Lewis: because disney
Lewis: SKYYYYSCRAPERRRR
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 you need to get on AIM more often, sir.