Joined a dating site the last few days.
I know, that sounds pretty dumb, but I’ve already been on a few dates and they’ve been awesome. I AM READY FOR PERPETUAL DISAPPOINTMENT AGAIN *reluctant fist-pump*
billnighytheactinggighy: I just know that one day, when I’m playing a gig with the band, I’ll forget all our music and just play ‘I’m A Little Airplane’ or something WANGITY WANG WANGITY WANG I’M A LITTLE AIRPLANE NYYEEEOW I’ve actually played this song live many times and it’s always fun to see the people who sing along and the people who are too embarrassed to sing along.
Reasons I don't like Homestuck
godgivenass: alriggs: misslucid: (HAHA LONG POST/UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME) Read More *claps for Danielle* I don’t like it either, but I’m more apathetic towards it. i dont get why people are suddenly needing to let everyone know whether or not they like homestuck, or any popular fandom. is there some I-don’t-like-A-Popular Series fandom you guys are a part of that you need to keep making...
Reasons I don't like Homestuck
misslucid: (HAHA LONG POST/UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME) Read More *claps for Danielle* I don’t like it either, but I’m more apathetic towards it.
ASK ME HOW
We Always Hang In A Buffalo Stance: Dear smut... →
stpitbull: Please never again reference that thing he did with his tongue. I have lost count of how many times I have read a blowjob and the suckee is amazed/undone/impressed by this mysterious thing the sucker does with his tongue. It is lazy. It is regurgitive. It is not hot. What is this thing he is… “He juggled three Tic-Tacs”
We Always Hang In A Buffalo Stance: Okay so a... →
stpitbull: Okay so a couple things: (1) When Jeremy and I went to get tacos “Party in the USA” was playing and now we can’t stop singing it. He is skipping throughout Skyrim as we loudly sing this song that we just now realized we know all the words to. We are adult men, send help. and (2) while we were… *clickclickclickclickclickclick*I’m having a really great time with...
skinofsunset-deactivated2013012 asked: What was your hottest fantasy recently?
Awake For Only An Hour
Still fumbling through Tumblr in my underwear. Well at least I feel like I’m part of a larger group of people that do this.
Anonymously message me what you think about me.
DO IT I AM BORED
Girls Named Rosemarie/Guys Named John
What’s been keeping this alive For so long Is a belief in a worn-out Phil Spector-ed song I’m up to my neck in girls named Rosemarie And up to my elbows in guys named John I’ve been hanging on my legs On an old rusty pole Explaining that the way into my pants Is through my soul And through my barricade of girls named Allison And through my wall of guys named Joel
I'm declaring it TMI Wednesday because I'm bored...
Also I’m trying to keep my mind off of going to work while being sick. x.x
Re-Re-Re-Re-listening to Wilco's "The Whole Love"
It’s a brilliantly sneaky album. “Art of Almost” is their best opening track since “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart”, but the album that follows is incredibly different from what Track One leads you to believer. “Almost” is a slow builder that explodes into frenzied 70’s rock chaos, but the rest of the album contains the poppiest and most...
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Listening to Lana Del Rey's "Born To Die" album.
I honestly don’t see what the fuss is about; I think she’s great.
Might Have Strep
Really don’t want to go to work tonight. Bargle.
Lost 2 Followers
WELP. I guess people don’t like me talking about boners. That’s why it’s called … … wait for it… … TMI TUESDAY.
finchiekinstheowl asked: What if you were in a relationship with lots of cuddling and not so much boom? Would you like that?
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you're were in a sexless monogamous romantic relationship?
Anonymous asked: Ever shagged a boss/professor/superior of any kind?
ONLY ONE PERSON IS ASKING ME INTRUSIVE QUESTIONS
THE REST OF YOU PEOPLE FRIGGIN SUCK (no you dont you guys are awesome)
stpitbull asked: Ever had sex so dirty you felt the need for a shower as soon as you were done?
stpitbull asked: Most intense sex dream you've ever had.
stpitbull asked: THE KINGDOM DEMANDS A KINKIER FANTASY THAN THAT, COME ON.
stpitbull asked: The fantasy you'd blush yourself scarlet over if it ever came true. Go.
stpitbull asked: Favored method of masturbation. Go.
stpitbull asked: Double-penetration: have you? Would you?
stpitbull asked: Share your feelings on shower sex.
Ask me things! Sexy things! Intrusive things! Sexy intrusive things!
Crowilition Pt. 2
They dropped me off back home I didn’t know they were alone I called my roommate on the telephone I didn’t know they were alone The sky was glowing red and orange The trees began to shake and twinge I threw out an old dirty syringe The trees began to shake and twinge The crows flew away from now They’ll bring me back, I don’t know how I saw a man start up the...
Took a drive to downtown MInneapolis Couldn’t get past the city limits They perch on anything worth perching on You can tell their hearts are in it Crows all over the goddamn town Showing up near the end of the day Crows all over the goddamn town Didn’t use to be this way That low-down man left me here again On the corner of the street They lifted me up and took me away By...