January 2012
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Joined a dating site the last few days.
I know, that sounds pretty dumb, but I’ve already been on a few dates and they’ve been awesome.
I AM READY FOR PERPETUAL DISAPPOINTMENT AGAIN
*reluctant fist-pump*
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billnighytheactinggighy:
I just know that one day, when I’m playing a gig with the band, I’ll forget all our music and just play ‘I’m A Little Airplane’ or something
WANGITY WANG WANGITY WANG
I’M A LITTLE AIRPLANE NYYEEEOW
I’ve actually played this song live many times and it’s always fun to see the people who sing along and the people who are too embarrassed to sing along.
Reasons I don't like Homestuck
godgivenass:
alriggs:
misslucid:
(HAHA LONG POST/UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME)
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*claps for Danielle*
I don’t like it either, but I’m more apathetic towards it.
i dont get why people are suddenly needing to let everyone know whether or not they like homestuck, or any popular fandom. is there some I-don’t-like-A-Popular Series fandom you guys are a part of that you need to keep making...
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Reasons I don't like Homestuck
misslucid:
(HAHA LONG POST/UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME)
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*claps for Danielle*
I don’t like it either, but I’m more apathetic towards it.
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NUDE PHOTOS
ASK ME HOW
We Always Hang In A Buffalo Stance: Dear smut... →
stpitbull:
Please never again reference that thing he did with his tongue.
I have lost count of how many times I have read a blowjob and the suckee is amazed/undone/impressed by this mysterious thing the sucker does with his tongue. It is lazy. It is regurgitive. It is not hot.
What is this thing he is…
“He juggled three Tic-Tacs”
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We Always Hang In A Buffalo Stance: Okay so a... →
stpitbull:
Okay so a couple things:
(1) When Jeremy and I went to get tacos “Party in the USA” was playing and now we can’t stop singing it. He is skipping throughout Skyrim as we loudly sing this song that we just now realized we know all the words to. We are adult men, send help.
and (2) while we were…
*clickclickclickclickclickclick*I’m having a really great time with...
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skinofsunset-deactivated2013012 asked: What was your hottest fantasy recently?
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Awake For Only An Hour
Still fumbling through Tumblr in my underwear.
Well at least I feel like I’m part of a larger group of people that do this.
Anonymously message me what you think about me.
DO IT I AM BORED
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Girls Named Rosemarie/Guys Named John
What’s been keeping this alive
For so long
Is a belief in a worn-out
Phil Spector-ed song
I’m up to my neck in girls named Rosemarie
And up to my elbows in guys named John
I’ve been hanging on my legs
On an old rusty pole
Explaining that the way into my pants
Is through my soul
And through my barricade of girls named Allison
And through my wall of guys named Joel
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I'm declaring it TMI Wednesday because I'm bored...
Also I’m trying to keep my mind off of going to work while being sick. x.x
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Re-Re-Re-Re-listening to Wilco's "The Whole Love"
It’s a brilliantly sneaky album. “Art of Almost” is their best opening track since “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart”, but the album that follows is incredibly different from what Track One leads you to believer. “Almost” is a slow builder that explodes into frenzied 70’s rock chaos, but the rest of the album contains the poppiest and most...
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Michael Stipe Is On Tumblr →
Michael Stipe Is On Tumblr
Michael Stipe Is On Tumblr
Michael Stipe Is On Tumblr
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Listening to Lana Del Rey's "Born To Die" album.
I honestly don’t see what the fuss is about; I think she’s great.
Might Have Strep
Really don’t want to go to work tonight. Bargle.
Lost 2 Followers
WELP. I guess people don’t like me talking about boners.
That’s why it’s called
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wait for it…
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TMI TUESDAY.
finchiekinstheowl asked: What if you were in a relationship with lots of cuddling and not so much boom? Would you like that?
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Anonymous asked: What would you do if you're were in a sexless monogamous romantic relationship?
Anonymous asked: Ever shagged a boss/professor/superior of any kind?
ONLY ONE PERSON IS ASKING ME INTRUSIVE QUESTIONS
THE REST OF YOU PEOPLE FRIGGIN SUCK
(no you dont you guys are awesome)
stpitbull asked: Ever had sex so dirty you felt the need for a shower as soon as you were done?
stpitbull asked: Most intense sex dream you've ever had.
stpitbull asked: THE KINGDOM DEMANDS A KINKIER FANTASY THAN THAT, COME ON.
stpitbull asked: The fantasy you'd blush yourself scarlet over if it ever came true. Go.
stpitbull asked: Favored method of masturbation. Go.
stpitbull asked: Double-penetration: have you? Would you?
stpitbull asked: Share your feelings on shower sex.
TMI TUESDAYS
Ask me things! Sexy things! Intrusive things! Sexy intrusive things!
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Crowilition Pt. 2
They dropped me off back home
I didn’t know they were alone
I called my roommate on the telephone
I didn’t know they were alone
The sky was glowing red and orange
The trees began to shake and twinge
I threw out an old dirty syringe
The trees began to shake and twinge
The crows flew away from now
They’ll bring me back, I don’t know how
I saw a man start up the...
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Crowilition
Took a drive to downtown MInneapolis
Couldn’t get past the city limits
They perch on anything worth perching on
You can tell their hearts are in it
Crows all over the goddamn town
Showing up near the end of the day
Crows all over the goddamn town
Didn’t use to be this way
That low-down man left me here again
On the corner of the street
They lifted me up and took me away
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