Come On, Progeny

farriswheels:

alriggs:

Over time it becomes difficult not to begin every conversation with “nice penis”.

Also, finding out their real names is pretty fun, and sometimes it makes the porn even better.

So we’re going to hang out in person someday, right?

One day.

And to be honest, Drake Blaze’s real name actually does make the porn he’s in better.

That and he has one of the best asses in porn.

He gets a “Blue Ribbon For Ass-Having”.

I have made a lot of them.

I think I’ve wasted my money.

(via bittersilver)